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thesolotomyhan · 3 years ago

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ismael “el mayo” zambada and ramon arellano felix both being into you would include

a/n: :)))))))))) asi es asi es,, my “too lazy to edit” ass is back again and who knew i would find it in myself to complete this fic?? but al fin here i am,, wringing my hands shyly because i have zero clue if i actually did this right but i like how it turned out? and i had so much fun writing this and wow - i hope you guys like it ? also this mf is sitting at 5k+ words and im so sorry for that - alright thats it i think,, bye for now <3

righTTT SOOo i have had many- like a good many handful of you guys asking me about love triangles a while back right?

and i did say on more than one occasion that i would start writing/take a quick stab at said love triangles

and thats how i ended up here and :) who better than to toss my golden man de mayo out here again but with your beloved ramon included (which has been requested even more than the fingers on my hand lol ) so here we gooo

and just to lay out my grounding out here- when i imagine this love triangle between these two men ,,,

i have to fucking make myself clear and state you wouldn’t- would not in whatever sense/loophole you may find- be in a romantic/ESTABLIShed relationship with either of them in the beginning therefore that means roughout this hc as well ,,, so get that shit out of your heads for this joyride respectfully :)

because that’s the fun in this shit,, you aren’t either of theirs but that’s exactly what makes them push themselves even harder to win you over and be smug af about it in the end towards the other with who ever you may end up choosing >:)

and UGH H H can i just say with my hyperactive brain right now - I just,,,, i get this feeling blooming in me everytime i come to think about these love triangles because the thought of the constant trying of persons a and b wanting - no NEEDING- to one up the other to get person c’s affection and attention gives me so much life i cant -

because am i right or am i right? like the thought of one day one of them getting your whole attention and loVE for the next few hours while the other is just brooding and throwing daggers of fire in their eyes to the other guy as they observe them making you laugh and be happy is such a TROPE I LOVE TO IMAGINE jealousy with no strings attached yet is such a vibe sorry

and even more so when i come to think of ramon and mayo- two very different guys who approach this in such different ways-

like even down to separate ways of reacting to this whole thing may i add and i just i cant,, my heart beats for them in this specific scenario with them especially and specifically

and to further lay out our foundation here and finally begin with this desmadre,, i would love to lead you all onto our first display because on one end of the paths we have going on here is ramon right?

we’ll start off with him because why not,, but also ?? its kind of essential with the way i imagined this all going because the idea of you and ramon being in this friend relationship at first :)) so obviously you and ramon would be close even before you meet mayo >:)

but anyways having this unspoken love for eachother as well :) :)) that it has you both just slowly pinning over the other in silence -

like the type of shit where you would look at him in this soft way- a tiny smile on your face everytime he does some dumb shit or is talking to one of his siblings :((( but looking away everytime his eyes come back to meet yours UGHH AND

HIM DOING THE SAME THING TO YOU everytime you’re not looking :(( like you talking nonstop with dina sometimes and he’s just giving you these soft hardcore hearteyes as he just zones in on you ,, everything around him seems to blur AnD omg

it would such a painful fuvking experience to witness all the time for his siblings to watch when they observe the two of you because neither of you EVEr make the first move-

it’s just this oh so slow dance the two of you do,, it would be such an elephant in the room for everyone except the two of you that youre in love with one another because i just know- I KNOW you both probably always brush it off whenever someone says something about it because-

:(( neither of you :(( want to ruin the close relationship:(( the two of you have :(( like i can imagine enedina or even francisco asking ramon when he’s planning on asking you out because “esta enamorado” but :(( him always saying some shit like “no- es que no creo que ella me gusta a mi en esa manera” :(((((

and you saying something so similar whenever dina asks you about it AND IT HuRTS TO SEE but also so damn frustrating because you both would be so ignorant to the feelings when they are right in plain site in front of you both

wOw so in conclusion for ramon you would have this best friend relationship with unsaid feelings that is just ON THE CUSP OF BECOMING SOmething more :(( something lleno de amor but you two are too dumb to say shit

but :)))) on the other side of this path :)))) you have mayo :))) who you just met :)))

un pinshe caballeroso hombre tha t is actually not afraid to act on those said feelings

and ay no you know what is so shitty about this mf’s timing for ramons end?? that mayo recuperates your feelings right off the bat so there is an obvious connection of love between you two and its so much more obvious between you both that you actually notice mayo likes you and omg -

its exactly what mayo does and is doing that gets you in this situation in the first place because youre over here “getting your heart broken” over ramon because you dont know if he likes you the way you like him even tho its so damn obvious

and :)) then you run into mayo :)) who is just not hiding any feelings from you,, its so out in the open its what causes you to get closer to him and :))) feel like someone actually likes you :)) because you can see with the way mayo looks at you everytime and >:)))

ugh im sorry but just the thought of ramon??? este pinche morro that is such a ball of emotions (that is the definition everytime i even think about this mf sorry) in the span of 2 minutes if you give it to him like omg- am i wronG ??? NO I’m just speaking on what’s true

like take a minute here and just imagine- imagine with me the way he would react when realizes the one girl he likes so much he even considers cleaning up all his flaws for and settle down for - has un pretendiente ,,, that someone else other than him intends to conquistarte,, or in his mind take you away from him,,and ay no

este cabron will move dirt and air just to make sure that doesnt happen because he would be so damn celoso and would be causing all the damn drama in this love triangle im sorry

but UgH ok moving on sort of ,, where did you meet mayo you may ask? i will take you on this short trip real quick because you know what i imagine??

you probably meeting mayo somehow - someway when you’re out and about in tijuana running an errand or something-

or maybe ,,, maybe he even gets to first meet you :)) when he comes over to the arellanos house to discuss about their business :))) and that’s :)) where he sees you :))

because i like to imagine since the idea of you knowing ramon before knowing mayo is that it all came from this idea i thought of,, imagining ,, you being a family friend you know?? ,,,

like maybe dina’s best friend or something but it just kind of wraps you into the family business which would connect to you being around the house multiple times it’s not even a rare sight for any of mons siblings to see you around :))

and its obvious from then on you become friends with ramon too :))

but anyways maybe let’s just say for the drama :))) youre chatting with enedina because benjamin would be talking with mayo :)))))

and that’s when that poetic/storytelling idea of your wandering eyes comes to meet mayos while he stares at you :)))) his little smirk he gives you,, throwing you all these pinches miraditas every chance he gets when you look over at him,,

el pinche ramon during this whole time was staring off into space watching you with these little hearteyes because youre here,,, :) but then :) he sees you all of a sudden timidly smiling over enedinas shoulder,, someone that is def not him since he hasnt made his presence known and hes obviously not in the direction you seems to be looking off to

and :) thats when he lets his eyes follow your line of eyesight and see mayo- el pinshe mayo giving you the exact same smirk and all and omg

right at that moment ramon ?? doesnt even know- he cant even begin to process whatever the fuck he just witnessed between you two ??

because this was the very first time you and mayo essentially met even tho no words/first greetings were said so ?? how can you even give this mf a smile- a smile that you would always be giving mon and i - i just cant

and i am just sitting here imagining ramon thinking and just replaying that moment for the longest,, just attempting to brush it off as you probably just being nice and thats the end of it,, that his brain is just making things up when he even begins to think about you taking an interest in mayo y ayy no

but now after establishing this fine grounding i want to direct you all back to why we are here,, and i was just thinking,, going over different scenarios and such on why/where this love triangle begins to truly kick off

and :)) you know :)) what type of angsty/heart racing/“wrenching” idea came to me about this whole love triangle between them and you?—

the mere idea of ramon having this unsaid “label/advantage” towards you about this bs of “i saw her first therefore you have no damn right to take her from me”

bECAUSE WOW I COULD NOT EVen stop myself from imagining this rage/sadness this emotional mf would feel when he cant deny it anymore that mayo actually does like you

like oomg- the pure sight of seeing mayo truly taking this interest in you and ramon not only seeing that but ?? the fact that he sees you respONDING TO HIM ?? even after all this time ramon has had the biggest stupidest crush on you

like it just makes him so agitated he would not hesitate to break something to mimic his heart shattering in this very instant-

like after all this time ramon ?? In his mind thinking he was being outspoken on him liking you ?? BUT THEN HE SEE THIS SHIT and just how smoothly and easily mayo talks you up its just makes me want to scream until i break a vocal cord -

oh god- im just so sorry right now but its just that very idea,, of ramon having been pinning after you in the most dumbest/not very straightforward way,, even benjamin is like ?? ‘are you trying to drive her away?’ -

to just for mayo to come in out of nowhere and steal your attention away breaks him in more ways than one and wow-

its just the fact that mayo can easily talk his way with you from the very moment he went hearteyes on you

while ramon,, this in love morrito,, feeling like hes in this helpless position because he doesnt even know where to begin with communicating how much he loves you so its straight forward to you gives me such A RUSH and i am signing my name down onto a deathbed for it-

and i just about lose it when i imagine this aggressive build up between ramon and mayo when they realize they both like you and the whole build up leading to the competition fully kicking off between them because of the constant attempts the both of them do to try and win you over giVES ME SO MUCH LiFe and ADRENaline i cannot even begin to form my words right to you all right now and im so sorry

and as i just said i feel like this whole thing would be a somewhat subtle build up in the beginning between the both of them,, like they know they both like you just from the simple interactions they both do and they way they even look at you

its kind of the first thing they notice right away ? that theyre not the only one trying to win you over -

and i feel like it just spirals from there,, they both are just going to one up the other the best way they can to gain your attention

and i just want to say you know what the first thing that popped up into my mind?? the way they would both react in a somewhat similar way but yet oh so differently when you tell them you cant go with them because youre busy with the other that same day wowW

like the thought of seeing this dark cloud forming in their eyes that is just full of anger and jealousy when either of them ask you to go out with them that same day only for you to say you cant because youre already going on a date with the other just brinGS ME TO My knees in sorry

and as i stated before they both would have different ways of reacting so now without further ado ill be showing you the first exhibit now-

and to start off with ramon,, i can just imagine this as some random day of the week,, him having this happy look on his face,,

his energy through the roof of just being content for once,, just his whole day already feeling like its going to be the best even before its over because :))

he hears you talking with dina somewhere :)) and hes already planning on asking and taking you out somewhere because he hasnt seen you since like last week because maybe youve been with mayo out and about :) getting closer :))

but ramon finally deciding to shoot his shot :) in his mind knowing you wont say no because he already has that advantage with you that i was talking about :))))

and ramon just wants a bit of your time because he misses you and he just cant get the words out to you so he just hopes this date he wants to take you on finally gives him the courage to say what he wants to say to you

and ugh - he just he knows if he doesnt move his ass sooner it will all be for nothing,, so :) when he gets the chance to get you all alone and ask you,, he feels right,, like theres no way youll say no

but he fucking knows,, he knows as soon as he sees your smile falter just as he gets the words out,,

he wont like what you have to say because when you say “es que- no puedo mon, ismael me invito a salir con el, perdoname” all he hears is the ringing in his ears,, his face faltering as well,, him feeling his fists beginning to ball into tight fists and just looking away from you all frustrated but trying not to lash out when he registers what you said -

and i can just imagine him trying to act calm like it doesnt affect him at all but you know him,, you know how his body language reacts to things when he doesnt show it in his face and you can just tell hes on the verge of lashing out

but before you can make it up to him or ask for like a raincheck hes already turning away from you,, jaw fuvking clenched, shoulders squared and just giving you a short but angry response like “no te preocupes, esta bien, vete con ese cabron si quieres” and oh my god,,,

he would be the one to make it known he hates seeing you go out with someone else,,

he just doesnt let it out for some reason instead he just lashes out and accidentally lets you know how emotional/angry he gets whenever you tell him you cant go out with him because youre already going with someone else y ayy no it would be so different to how mayo reacts because ill lead you now onto the second example here

i imagine the same thing going down with you and mayo,, like maybe just one day you bumping into him randomly or him coming to see you,, ready to ask you to come out with him somewhere in fuvking sinaloa because he wants to show you something -

but right when he finishes up and sees you nervously looking away,, searching for words to tell him,, hes already accepting the “no” about to slip from your lips and he can just feel the pang and hurt when you say “no voy a poder ismael, ramon me ofrezco llevarme a un lugar ese dia, perdon”

but instead of him directly showing you how “jealous” he is of ramon taking you somewhere,, he just nods his head in understandment,,, giving you a small smile and going “no te precoupes, todo esta bien, puedes salir con quien sea” :)) just not letting you feel bad about it

but really on the inside this mf is fuming that you would rather go with ramon than with him,, omg hes just the type to be the silent one,, not showing you how it affects him and lashing it out and wow ok

and i just - after presenting this little scenario between your interactions with them and how it affects the other with their bad timings they both would have when youre already going out with the other on a date just represents how i feel like they would react so differently and drastically

because as i said,, ramon would react in such an outspoken way,, always giving you the cold and harsh shoulder/reaction whenever he tries to ask you out but you tell him you cant because of mayo -

he just cannot seem to control his emotions enough to keep them in check in front of you and you definitely notice all the time he does it,,,

ramon is just overall the downright emotional one in all of this

meanwhile with mayo i feel like he does have a reaction but it passes within the second that you barely/dont even notice it came across his face you know? hes the subtle one in contrast to ramons ass

because like i said when the time comes for him to ask you out on a date but ramon beat him to it,,, i just imagine this dark look pass in his eyes the moment you tell him and he becomes a bit tense in his spot,, but -

it all just passes over in the next second like it doesnt affect him at all since he just settles in giving you this small smile thats obviously not a genuine one but it covers al his emotions and hes just like “esta bien mi reina, pa’la otra no?”

and its just a much more reassuring reaction i would say since he doesnt make you feel bad about it even tho on the inside hes just burning to slam onto ramon for taking your time away from him and AUGHH i love this whole thing so much sorry

and for the longest of time,, this whole thing of them competing for taking you out before the other is such a regualr occurance and is happening every damn week

and everytime somehow the both of them topping this date with the last one you had just continues like a back and forth game -

and just to add in another point here,,,, they would obviously have a different outlook in their style/vibe of dates you know?

like oh my goddd ,, im soRRy here but its just the thought of imagining ramon being the more desperate one in this whole scenario ??

just because of the fact hes apasionado but also the dread of this whole overall feeling he has because ?? why cant he just tell you he likes you ?? hes already been friends with you for the longest so whats wrong with him ??? and augh

meanwhile i can just picture mayo being the more laid back one,,, the one to not even drop a sweat in this whole process even when he finds out ramon likes you too?

just because i can imagine mayo being the type to focus entirely on woo’ing you within the first 5 minutes he has your attention/takes you out

and on the opposite spectrum ramon is over here being a chaotic mess with himself just thinking in his head how if he can fill up your schedule with these random ass dates he’ll have for you , it will give him the bigger hand over mayo since he wont be able to even get a chance to see you

like if you cant already see what im trying to say with that,,, its really just this big difference with their methods in dates with you ,,

because mayo is def the quality over quantity type of guy where he is without a doubt- a stress fucking free zone/vibe where hes pouring all these emotions and details from the most minimal to the most noticeable ways to get you to fall for him

hes into that detallista ,,, caballeroso mode where he would literally make himself remember all the shit you mention even if its just a a small side comment you make,,, he memorizes or should i say engraves that into his head to remember ,,

because all i can imagine is him knowing your favorite things/antojos like the back of his hand,, like if you mentioned you liked vasos de fruta or if you were craving one

hes over here with this dumbass smile,,, waiting for you like “mira lo que te traje, mi reina” just todo a tus pinches servicios ok? ok

but meanwhile ramons anxious ass gives me the quantity over quality type in this situation ,,, the exact flipped opposite from mayo because i feel like his thinking in this makes him believe that the more time he can be with you is the best way to get you to fall for him,, ,,

and im not saying ramon isnt being detallista,, he for sure is, but in a much more different way

hes more modernistic ya feel?? - like hes the type to be giving you jewelry and materialistic things

kind of just spoiling you with the most finest things this mf can find because :) his princesa :) deserves :) only the :) first class- top of the line of things :)))) and he lives by that y wow heh

and it just progresses from there, this whole dance keeps going back and forth so much that ,, your feelingssss for the both of them grow eachtime you spend time with one of them until you realize ??? that you actually like both them ??

ramon because youve always been around him,, and youve just always had harbored feelings for him but you never said anything because ? what if he doesnt look at you that way -

but now youve just come to realize he actually does feel something for you because of all the recent dates/looks hes been giving you-

but then on this other end of the spectrum,, you resulted in accepting these dates with mayo who you met later on because you had no idea if ramon liked you,, but now here you are with mayo pulling all this shit with you,, showing you como es amar a una mujer with his detailed ass y ay no

but :)))) UGH :)) no one taLK to me because >:) imagine this with me will you? like the thought :) of the both of them :)) wanting to invite you :) as their :) date to dinas wedding :))))) COULD YOU IMAGINE THe absolute desmadre ??? wow ok

now listen,,,, i am going to be biased as a mf here because i love angst to no end because :)) knowing ramons hopeless in love ass :)) hes going to be just struggling to even form the right words to say to you so you can accompany him as his date to his sisters wedding because??

that would be such a step up in his relationship with you right?? and even more when he can gain even more points in his mind to beat mayo in winning you over -

so really in his mind hes just imagining how him inviting you to be with him to celebrate EL AMOR with his sister would be this big leap to somehow get across to you , “hey i want us -me and YOU- to be up at that same altar someday with eachother, totalmente enamorados del uno a otro y nadie mas”

AnD im FUVKING SOBBIng at the fact of ramon being so happy - literally vibrating for the wedding date to come up :) because theres nothing happier than asking this day even more special for him than wathcing his hermana get married but with you by his side and wow-

but :))) can you guess where im going with all of this ?? after establishing such a heartfelt moment with your ramoncito ???

mayos :)) ass having already :))) beat ramon to the punch :)))) by taking you as his date :))))) because i just know this smug cockblocker of a man :) would :)) have this shit laid out and ready to win at this whole scheme of winning you over :)))

by being as romantic as possible in a fuvkin wedding ? where literal love is being celebrated :))) so ofc hes not going to let ramons “boy” ass win this time :)

but i just know - i feel it in my bones ramon would not be one to back down even if he couldnt ask you to accompany him in time because he has the heart for it,, hes not one to back down so easily when hes in love and petty :)

so even while he tries to be on his good behavior he cant help but let his eyes glance over to where you and mayo would be sitting during the ceremony in the church,, :((

feeling like hes getting punched in the gut watching you smile at mayo when you catch him looking at you,, or everytime he sees mayo inch closer to you to the point hes almost holding your hand :(( and omg -

ramons ass is not trying to fuck something up for dina’s big day so he just tries to look away while feeling his heart pang with hurt :(

him doing the exact same thing during the reception too,, as much as he wants to tear you away from hanging onto mayos arm,, and stop you from laughing at all these jokes hes telling you and instead make you laugh with him and not mayo he holds himself back and tries to look for a time when he can come and swoop in :(

but ramon can just feel it,, he knows if he doesnt interfere right now in these last hours the reception is going on for,, hes going to lose you to mayo,, because just seeing the looks and smiles you both give eachother lets him know mayo is about to make his move on you -

because while ramon is off in the distance sulking,, and looking on at the both of you,,, :) i can just imagine during all that time,, mayo finally asking you :) out to come out with him on his pinshe boat,, him telling you about this place he wants to take you right after the wedding ends:))

and with the way hes looking at you,,, his hand on top of yours :) you can feel that this “date” isnt going to be like any of the others hes taken you out on,,, :)

and ay no ,,, you know what? ramon being the emotional man he is not about to let that happen even if he cant clearly hear what mayo is asking you :) but if he can push to make his own move in time,, then so be it because,,,

i can just imagine him abruptly getting up,, head held high,, determination clear in the way he walks over to you both :))

and i cant - because the way i imagine ramon gently placing his hand on your back :)) a smug ass cockblocking glint in his eyes as he looks over at mayo whos trying not to let the agitation out in front of you as he looks back at ramon :)))

and ramon just looking between you both and settling his eyes on you like “quieres bailar?” but :) then letting his eyes go back to mayo in a small smile like “no te molesta verdad? nomas quiero bailar una cancion con ella” :)))))

and wowW youre already moving to get up because que tiene right? its just one song while you roll the question of whether you want to accept mayos request or not :))))

and as you kind of just let that sit in your mind,,, ramon already :) has his arm around you :),, his hold quickly tightening around you it knocks you out of your trance,,, his other hand holding yours as he just leads you two into matching steps :)))

and i can just kind of feel ? in that moment ramon has you close and alone/ far away from mayo ,, hes just tossing and turning the words he wants to finally get out to you,,

but hes just trying to get the courage to say them up because he cant fuck up this time,, not when hes this close to getting what he wants

but as hes building himself up,, youre over here nervously biting your inner cheek,, deciding what the best choice for you is ,,,

but you :) looking up when you hear ramon let out a grunt,, his hand suddenly feeling so much warmer and the small anxious look he has making you about to question him whats wrong :)

but before you can get a word out,, hes just blurting out if you want to go with him to roxanne after the wedding :) como los viejos tiempos you both you used to have :) him definitely topping it off with something like “porfavor, te extrano princesa, dejame sonarte cuanto te necesito a mi lado, vente conmigo”

and omg,,,, in that instant everything kind of comes to a complete stop,, because here you have ramon right in front of you,, holding you like a lifeline and looking at you with his ojitos todo adoloridos,, asking and waiting for your answer

but you also have mayos question you had been reflecting on,, and everything is just toppling over you now because now you have to decide,, which of the two you want to accept

and you just know,,, with either choice you make as much as you find yourself loving them both,,,

either choice will make a downfall on your relationship with the other,, a collateral damage if you will,,

Because if you decide to decide to go with mayo :) who is watching you both from afar all tensed up and brooding,, but as soon as he locks eyes with you hes softening all of his features,, giving you this look like youre giving him the whole world just by sharing a glance with him,, :)

and you can just feel youre relationship with mayo is going to blossom into something so much more if you go with him that you know ramons emotional and apasionado ass would not be able to handle it

all because elegiste a mayo and you for sure wont be sticking around tijuana when you have sinaloa with mayo

but if you chose the other path,,, with ramon ,, whos just looking at you with this pleading face,, that if you decide to go with ramon to the club :),, with all this tension thats sitting between the two of you that its bound to explode any minute,,

and there just wont be a turned leaf with your relationship with mayo,, it ends there with him meanwhile your relationship ramon gets taken through a new door - y ayy no dios mio

all you know is that time is ticking and you can only choose one of them while your relationship with the other forever ends there-

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fyodorslave · 3 years ago

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JJK characters as things me and my friends have said

(aka just me and my best friend because i only have 1 friend)

implied sexual themes

gojo, megumi, yuuji, yuuta, maki, nobara, inumaki, nanami, getou, toji, sukuna, panda, todo

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gojo: remember how ur friends blocked me for being racist?

nanami: remember how u were racist

(to clarify, i was not being racist i js said something about white ppl LOL)

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inumaki: wait nendo has the big dick

maki: ...

panda: ITS CANON HE HAS A BIG DICK

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gojo: i needa take poop

gojo: hoping it’s not diarrhoea

(7 minutes later)

gojo: you wanna know what happened

gojo: it was diarrhoea 😒

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getou: i wanna ride saikis brother kusuke but it never came in my dreams

gojo: I WANT saikis brother to drill into me

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megumi: i literally hate fyodors hat

todo: do yk the symbolism behind it and the colour

megumi: no

todo: so hes russian as we know, the white shows purity which is completely contradictory to himself- a terrorist. Its also white because of the amount of my cum its absorbed

megumi: i cant be bothered replying anymore

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toji: and he said lawyers are always dishonest and crooked

toji: like um ok? thats exactly what I AM

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gojo: I will hammer the concepts into my head while imagining Fyodor hammering into me

megumi: i hope fyodor takes actual hammer and hits u on the head

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yuuji: LMFAO

megumi: boi if u don’t shut up

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yuuta: my grandparents are deqd

nobara: THATS SO FUNNY IDK WHY BUT I LET OUT A GUTTURALLY DEEP CHUCKLE AT THAT I SWEAR

maki: so insensitive BUT FUNNY ISTG

panda: is she paralysed?

yuuta: she's dead

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megumi: the funniest thing happened today

yuuji: 💀😭😭😭💀💀

megumi: i haven't even told the story yet

megumi: the fuck are you laughing at?

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sukuna: im touching myself

sukuna: no jk i just wanted to say that

yuuji: you're done

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*picture of ran haitani*

gojo: i want to grab his ponytails like a lasso and ride him like a cowboy

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yuuta: yamete kudasai

inumaki: i dropped my lighter from the roof

yuuta: train to busan guy

inumaki: what do i do

yuuta: gong something

inumkai: i cant get it

yuuta: i want gongs dong

maki: jump and kys in the process

(idk what this convo was)

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inumaki: I'll use the other lighter

inumaki: the giant one

panda: i hope you burn your face

inumaki: is it cause your jealous im prettier than you so you want me to burn and become ugly so you feel better about your horrendous looking face?

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toji: is she lesbian?

megumi: bitch idfk stop asking me the damn sexuality of an olympic athlete

toji: she's bi?

☽༓☾

sukuna: my nails are so pretty and long

nobara: they look like fermented sausages

☽༓☾

gojo: what time is it?

getou: look at the top of your screen

gojo: its midnight

getou: bitch its 7

☽༓☾

maki: you're always showering when i talk to you

megumi: ok and?? im no dirty mf

maki: i hope your water service gets cancelled

megumi: i hope your house sinks

maki: LMFAO

megumi: yeah you aint gon be laughing when it sinks

☽༓☾

yuuji: lawl

sukuna: tf is lawl?

yuuji: lol

yuuji: wait i have a good one

yuuji: lawlick deez nuts like ice cream

sukuna: bitch you stupid

☽༓☾

megumi: im sleep deprived

toji: sleep deprived? stop lying i bet your sleeping all the time

toji: sleep deprivation

toji: more like

toji: compulsive deceit

☽༓☾

panda: IVE BEEN ACTIVE, JUST NOT ON INSTAGRAM

inumaki: active on what

inumaki: pornhub

☽༓☾

nobara: OMG WHAT IF YOU GET DOXXED AND IT TURNS OUT YOUR HOMELESS

☽༓☾

yuuji: should i vlog on youtube

nanami: ngl you would be good at it

nanami: good at making people dislike the video

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oneofhisfrenchgirls · 3 years ago

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the reason why I love louies and louis.

this is no shade to any other artist/singer because im a multi stan as well but nobody stands out to me like louis. because to love louis, u gotta dig deep. even during the old band days, louis was surely everyone’s favourite but he was still ‘the one in a relationship’ ‘the cute one’ ‘the one with the girlfriend’ ‘he’s taken there’s no use crushing on him’ type. he was always pushed aside but we still loved him. but none of us were blind to the way everything was unfair to him. i agree it was hard for the others as well. every other day i woke up with the news of harry dating a new girl. liam with his own personal issues, niall with the lack of freedom and zayn with his health issues. but ill stick to louis here. those of us who are old hardcore 1d stans, always knew that he was never with el (no disrespect to her, its just the way things were sadly) but we couldn’t make it easier for him. he was never the ‘star singer’ like harry was shown off to be or the ‘crowd pleaser’ like liam. he just sat at the side with zayn joking around (you’re allowed to cry at this part) because as he once said they both weren’t that confident. and during that time: when everyone’s favourite was harry (like most people rn) or niall (goofy) or liam (puppy dog) or zayn (greek god), my heart always went out to people who had louis as their favourite. cause they didnt love him for any ‘omg hes so hot what if he dates me’ reasons, you loved him for being himself. as imperfect as he was. and that’s really something coming from a teenage girl. you loved him everytime management let him down. everytime he was playing someone he heard he was supposed to be but you always saw right through him and thats all he really wanted. you saw who he really was. you fell for his smile, his jokes, his lyrics, his voice, how caring and sweet and kind he is despite the rude image management always tried to put out. how he always supported shy little 16 year old harry and helped him become who he is today when he himself was just 18 (’painted nails make harry beautiful’ makes me tear up still like boy, do u have any idea how much that meant to him right then), how he was a true friend to liam (just lilo being the softest friendship), how he was a brother to niall and made him go HAAHAHAHAH and well there’s zayn- i dont even need to say anything cause we all scream zouis supremacy practically every 2 days. he was the guy who was always there for his friends, for his band, for his family and never bragged about it. the countless stunts were probably hard but i just know that deep inside he knew that we would see through the fake forced smiles and we did. and that’s what’s so special about us. we dont completely know him obviously, but we try to understand him and thats why he goes out of his way to thank us. and everytime he thanks us, its so obvious that he isnt just talking about supporting his music, hes talking about all those hard years and the fake stunts, he thanks us for never believing the media image of him, for always understanding that we only get half of the story. i love louies because you choose to stick by his side and to ignore everything else even when sometimes it gets hard to do so. i love louies because we’re strong. just like him. its not surface level attraction. we didnt watch reels and cute fan interactions (thats how we started yes) but we fell in love with him because of his lyrics that speak volumes (alexa play Only The Brave), his unspoken words, the devotion and love that he feels towards his AHEM significant other (even when its been ages, different stages they’ve come so far from princess park) and how he put it into the most beautiful and romantic album I’ve ever heard: Walls (crying because ‘we made it underestimated and always underrated now we’re saying goodbye waving to the hard times never coming down with your hand in mine’ but lets move on shall we), his hints (mf puts out so many hints i hate him), the way he cant openly show his support for the lgbtq+ community like he wants to but that never stops him from trying and making his fans feel valid and loved (i sobbed into my mom’s shoulder when he pointed to the pride flag while singing OTB during the AFH festival), his music videos deserve a whole other post tbh and the Just Like You lyrics video deserves a whole book and basically just the way he was and is. and I think that’s what makes us the most beautiful fandom out there. while the rest of the world is busy falling in love with well known popstars and famous artists, we’re still in louis’ lane first and foremost, cause its physically hard, and may i add impossible, to love somebody else the way you love Louis William Tomlinson. and we’ll continue to support and to be there for him- idc how hard it gets, cause thats what we do guys. and then yall wonder why he loves us so much that he organised a free festival? why he checks in on us every few weeks with the ‘hope everyone’s doing alright’? why so many news outlets and articles call louies the ‘most devoted fandom’? why he treats us like friends and flips us off? like homie, these are all the reasons why: we’re his chosen family.

#louis #louies #only the brave #otb #larry stylinson #lilo #zouis #nouis #we made it #walls album #habit #just like you #why i love louis #louis tomlinson

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sailorhyunjinz · 3 years ago

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Do you write yandere? If so, can I request skz yandere headcanons on how they would react when S/O rejects them because she doesn't wanna deal with whole drama that would come with dating an idol?

i mean kinda?? i have a seungmin yandere fic in my drafts sooo BUT YEAH

oh also, requests are not open but im just gonna do this one cause headcanons are kinda fun BUT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED <33

also why is the felix one so short-

Warnings; yandere!skz, rejection, k-dnapping, slight gaslightning or like manipulation, restraints, threats, aggression, mentions of masturbation, stockholm syndrome

Chan

nobody rejects him. nobody.

you two were friends from school and you were sooo happy when chan made it as an idol, finally persuing the dream he had been yapping on about for years.

but in the midst of that he realized that he had feelings for you, he missed you all the time, just wanting to hang out with you and maybe explore the things he had on his mind. so,, he decided to confess when you guys were at a cafe.

“look y/n,,, there’s something I wanna tell you” he started to which you tilted your head

“nooo,,, are you guys going on a tour again,,, i wil miss you sooo much channie” you said with a pout but the boy shook his head.

“i like you y/n”

your mouth stood agape, this was not what you expected and truthfully,,, not what you wanted.

“chan,,, y-you know thats not possible” you said with a frown, looking at him straight ahead.

“of course it is,,, why wouldn’t it be? w-what are you trying to say y/n?!” his voice started growing louder, you looking around in order to see that people werent turning their heads towards your table.

Minho

you have made a big big mistake my friend-

wont even hesitate to keep you hostage in his basement LIKE IM NOT JOKING-

might just tie you up and like,,, not even do anything to you, just talk to you and admire you, maybe tracing your facial features and cuddle closer on the cold floor

just wants to keep you as a pet or smth and you are scared out of your mind cause you cant move cause of the restraints, you cant speak because you have silvertape across your lips that he only removes to feed you but if you start screaming you wont get any so you deicde to just stay calm and quiet before someone saves you and play along.

i mean you do,,, kinda fall for him but you know you cant,, but you cant help but to fall for him and miss him whenever he’s out on schedule things

he always returns to you and you get so happy when you see the little crevice of light from outside when he opened the basement door

whenever he lies next to you, you put your head against his shoulder and take in his scent the best you can

he told you everyday that he would let you go if you agreed to date him but you shook your head,, maybe cause you liked being his prey.

Changbin

he’s more of the threatening type of yandere,,, like,, not that he’s violent but if you try to block his number he will create new ones and keep on sending you messages about how you have betrayed him and how he wished that you loved him back and all that,,,,

you guys often meet because you go to the same college and are students in the same department sooo,,,, avoiding him is pretty impossible

he stares a lot at you,,, you guys have a couple of classes together and he just stares the entire time, his eyes are just filled with revenge, he somehow wants you make you his, own you but he doesnt know how yet, for now he can just look.

watch this fucking message conversation just be this;

[why did you talk to him during class?]

[you could have just asked me]

[nobody loves you like i do. no one y/n]

you are never getting rid of him basically,,

he’s gonna get to you first ;))

Hyunjin

i feel like he goes more to the stalking route than the kidnapping and drugging and whatnot-

ok,,, you rejected him,,, but that doesnt mean you’re getting rid of him.

ohmygod what if he turns into a peeping tom- cause he obviously knows where you live.

like yall were not even that close?? he just saw you backstage at one of the concerts and thought you looked good so he decided to go up to, you werent an idol so no problem he thought.

but he gets a bit too,, hasty with his decisions and often falls for people randomly and so when he politely greeted you and gave you his number you simply shook your head, explaining that this wouldn’t be possible since you worked in the same industry and you needed to stay clear out of any scandals in order to keep your job.

no was not answer in Hyunjins mind.

luckily he managed to catch your full name by flickering through some papers in an office and also saw your full adress there, knowing exactly what he was going to do on his free time.

Jisung

if im being completely honest,,, i have no idea-

like,,, he gives me kinda pervy yandere vibes,,,

what if youre like his ex before he became an idol and now he wants to get back together with you-

oh,,, he masturbates to your pictures-

i feel like he always thinks about you, wondering what you like and wants to write songs about you but he doesnt do much-

but when he finds out that you have been hired by the same company as him to work as a like,,, economics accountant thingy he is all of a sudden vEEERY interested-

always asking the manager of when the group will have meetings with the accounting team,,, although they had nothing to do with them-

he just wanted to be in a conference room with you (and think pervy things about you in your tight office skirt and white blouse)

you went to the toilet on day and you saw him lurking around the same floor,,, WHICH ONCE AGAIN WAS NOT CONNECTED TO THE GROUP AT ALL-

and idk,,, probably sneaks in with you and locks the door before you even react that theres someone else in the toilet-

i feel like he’s pretty mild,,, but when he’s alone with you he is aggressive broooo

probably pins you to the wall and threatens you or smth along those lines,,,,,

(writing this is what my life has become to-)

Felix

“what do you think you’re doing?”

you turn around again, you had just thought of just leaving with a vague answer to his question but he was not having it.

“answer.”

his words sounded cold, his dark voice making an entrace, the exact one you’ve heard on many of the songs you listened to.

“felix,,, you have to understand,,, u-um,, if we date theres gonna be some issues” you said but he just stared at you with cocky eyebrows and a dark gaze, running his tongue on the inside of his cheek.

“do you think i care? would i ask you if i cared?” he said to which you shook your head automatically, what more could you do?

“you get until tomorrow to think and if i don’t get the answer i want well,,, we’ll see what i’ll do to you.”

Seungmin

he plots shit behind your back yk?

he’s more of the sneaky type of yanderes (oop spoiler to a fic heh)

like he makes this like fucking year long plan where the objective of the mission is to make you obssessed with him-

he starts kinda subtely,,, first its going to the same gym as you and like,,, knowing where you placed your stuff

and then he starts putting small notes like under your waterbottle when you went to grab something that say like “i think youre cute, call me” and then his number

you obviously dont react,,, because why the fuck would you contact a stranger at the gym

BUT THEN you realize that its him, its mf kim seungmin. yo,,,, u didnt know he went to this gym,,, that was not,,, the best-

of course you got a bit interested,,, you wanted to know how he was off camera,,, like just in his everyday life and i meeean,,, he was attractive but obviously you should stay away bc,,, he’s a celebrity but seungmin didnt want to stay away

he notes somehow started to get more aggressive,,, suddenly being like “why are you ignoring me?” and such,,,

and one night you were left alone in the gym with him,,, it was sooo quiet, only the sounds of your strained breaths as you lifted a dumbell

here where the plan came to play ;))

Jeongin

he’s obsessed with you and you are not going anywhere, even if you rejected him.

he’s more clingy?? LIKE HE WILL NOT LEAVE YOU

ok sure,, he falls more into the stalking category too,,,

also veeeery much a obssessed kinda yandere,,, like his mind is not thinking about how to like capture you,,, more about how to make you soooo comfortable and fool you into loving him despite the circumstances?

i just imagine that you work in a cafe and jeongin often meets you there when he buys coffee and you are already in awe when you see fucking yang jeongin enter the coffee shop on your shift but you were even more excited when he leaves his phone number on a napkin and slides it over the counter before leaving.

you thought about it,,, contemplating multiple times but,,, you decided it would be best not to since well,,, safety purposes

but he would visit you and every day his face got more and more perplexed cause he wondered why you didnt call

mf would not leave you alone, he would even wait outside the coffee shop until you finished your shift and walk you home,,, so now he knew where you lived-

and then do the same thing over and over again until you talked to him.

does. not. give. up.

#stray kids headcanons #skz headcanons #stray kids yandere #skz yandere #anon #Cherrymail🍒

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eitelle · 4 years ago

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dadzawa 🥺

this is so self indulgent im sorry 😭

ALSO YALL CAN MF SEND IN REQUESTS GRR BARK BARK YOU HAVE TO STOP MY SELF INDULGENCY HELP-

this is like a fic but headcanon format???? idk???? i just??? wrote??????? help???????

secret relationship w ur hr teacher prohero dad check 😊🔫

pairings: dad!aizawa x daughter!reader

warnings: overprotective dad 🤨🤨 and strong language

bte the bullets are really irrelevent i just thought itd be nice to know for refrence for future fics since its what my quirk is in my shifting script and its also a go to superpower of mine

so background on you: ur his love child but the mom ✨ a b a n d o n e d ✨ you

yall habe a great relationship,,, very open

u got into UA as top of recomemdations

no one knows you and mr. aizawa (who is ur hr teacher) are actually related

he doesnt go easy on you (thats prob why they cant tell dumb fuck) in class

ur quirk is that based off how happy or sad/strong your emotions are mean how much you can control light or darkness (its soley based off emotions, not like how much light is where you are)

you can make weapons of light and dark from your quirk or pull a tokoyami and have light or dark surround you, making you have basically armour which elevates yiur strength

if someone gets hit by ur quirk they become paralyzed w too many emotions

ur go to weapon is either balls of light/dark or light/dark whips

sad emotions=dark, happy emotions=light

you have ur dads hair and his eye bags skjsjd

ur hero name is eclipse and ur light whip is named solar, while ur dark whip is named lunar

ur hero suit is like this (ac: ON-K on deviantart) but black and white 😩

yes most of the guys are attracted to you, yes you are friends w everyone, yes mr. aizawa hates the first part

SJJSDH SORRY THIS WAS LONG BUT THIS IS JUST AN IDEA IVE HAD FOR THE LONGEST MF TIME EVER

its your first day at school and ur parental figure pulls up??? like he legit goes ‘y/n l/n (ur moms last name just go w it)’ come with me.

uh this fucking idiot forgets that HE DOESNT KNOW ANYONE IN HIS CLASS.

so he goes ‘you too todoroki, i need to talk to you guys about,,, recomendations.’ and then he just rolls away 😭🤚

for the first day field thing he makes you do the timing bc he trusts u af but then thats sus so he makes midoriya do it too bc yalls quirks are both pretty useless for it (not midoriyas bc he just doesnt know how to do jackshit w his quirk. ily tho deku)

when you see him sleeping in class w his yellow sleeping bag you go ‘baka.’

only problem is, is that you say it louder than u meant to. and,,, the class was silent 😐🧍🏻‍♀️

so ur just staring at the guy sleeping in a bright yellow sleeping bag whos ur teacher whos also ur secret father like 😀 ‘bestie im afraid to tell you this, bestie im afraid to tell you this’

hes rly good at keeping it a secret, but UR UNCLES AND AUNTS (uncle and aunt!proheroes getting me all soft and shit) cant do shit. mfs be all ‘y/n are you ok?’ ‘y/n you did so well!!’ ‘y/n this,’ ‘y/n that’ they cant do nothing istg 😐🔫

they baby you and everyones like ‘are one of them ur parents?’ and ur like ‘no ahahaha 😊🔪’

for the dorms- oh hell naw. them dorms hes so ‘i refuse. no. absolutely not. my daughter in the same BUILDING. sleeping in the same BUILDING. as m*neta i- no.’

ends up letting you as he should but makes the curfew so strict??? 😭 what? like it didnt do anything anyways

but he also goes ‘no girls and boys in the same room w the door closed’ like pls i thought we were supposed to be a secret 😐🤚

for hero training he goes so much harder on you. like u get bakugo, kirishima, and mina on the same team AGAINST JUST YOU.

mans really said ‘choke.’

N E WAYS-

this bitch goes ‘you are FORBIDDEN. to be in the same vicinity as m*neta alone.’ like preach but u didnt want to anyways period. 🙄

he sees ur HEREDITARY eyebags and he freaks tf out like u rly think we getting frisky in these ting as dorms? tf?

but hes alsk like checking every single girls eyebags and realizes urs are hereditary and goes ‘make sure yall are getting enough sleep 😀👍class dismissed.’ and rolls out of that classroom so fast istg-

HE 👏 KNOWS 👏 HOW 👏 TO 👏 DO 👏 HAIR👏

he just doesnt want to do his own. but he will do urs and the rest of the girls’ hair (and eri’s 🥺)

will let you blast depressing music in the middle of class bc felt but also dont leave me bc i <3 you. but also felt. but as soon as he hears a cuss word he will give u detention no question

mf knows everythung ab ur life

like ur dating todoroki? he knows.

kirishima broke ur heart? he knows. and also makes him run extra and do extra pushups

anyone who makes you cry will literally be met w the dadzawa glare and thats so terrifying it literally scares me and hes like a dad to me ‼️

for the provisional license exam thingy he does in fact tell you ab the like UA takedown super smash bros competition thing 😊👊

yall are found out in the weirdest way possible

ok so one day ur blasting music as per usual, and you blast blackpink, you and ur dads’ fav band. so obvi he starts rapping and singing under his breath harmonizing w ur parts

and mina and jiro go ‘whats this i hear?’

and they just look at the two of you, piecing everything together

they tell everyone obvi but the guys and some of the girls are like ‘but we cant be making false accusations??’ so they steal the two of yalls phones

and u have as his contact ‘dadzawa 😐👎’ and ur ‘problem child 😐👎’ in his bc matching goals

then they send texts, its the same person and the next day u walk in WITH HIM ‼️‼️

and theyre like ‘what the fuck 😊🔪’ and jump you two sjshshjs

yall admit and ur like ‘but i didnt want media surrounding me or people to think that dad had a bias towards me, so we kept it secret’ while ur just both sipping iced coffee sjshshhfhdid

he just nods and shoves u PLS-

then nothing changes except sometimes when he calls on you he goes ‘whats up sweetie?’ and ur like ‘nothing just what do i do for blah blah blah dad 😊?’ and yall say it so casually and everyone else is like ‘😟’ bc no one is used to it yet 😭 HELP-

anyways bonus: you get everyone in class 1-A to ship present mic x aizawa and everyone in class 1-B to ship ms. joke x aizawa to stir drama and ✨c h a o s ✨

ok thats all i have for now have a good day/night lovelies!!

eat some food and drink some water and like my king sal khan says ‘you need fat to be alive.’ and also ‘i eat nutrients and protein to feed my six pack 🥶’ or something like that <3

#dadzawa #aizawa x reader #aizawa x daughter!reader #my hero academia aizawa #aizawa x you #aizawa x present mic #aizawa x ms joke #class 1 a #class 1 b #bnha aizawa #aizawa headcanons #aizawa fluff #aizawa x y/n #shouta aizawa imagine #shouta aizawa #bhna headcanons #mha fluff #mha headcanons #eitelle writes

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ajoloart · 4 years ago

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its ✨andonias✨ character sheet hours plus some extra sketches

this one goes under the cut bc while alef’s was short and sweet this one i will be doing some rambling in ANYWAY here we go 👏

Andonias fun facts:

started out as a pit fighter. became a prized possession for his astounding ability to absolutely knock the daylight out of a person, his owner won a lot of credits off him in fights

one day master found out he was force sensitive and said “uh oh! my slave knows how to use the force?? if the sith take him away im gonna lose a lot of credits”

convinced andonias if anyone found out that they would surely execute him, and that he should, under absolutely zero circumstances, use his powers.

made an exception to their own rule and told andonias to use ✨The Force✨ to pull at the competition’s weapons while theyre blocking attacks from their other fighters. its not dirty fighting its “ utilizing a strategical advantage”

eventually had a fight go horribly wrong, and his “i will NOT die here” mode activated and he (accidentally) force blasted his opponent into oblivion before they could land their final blow

a sith happened to be at this show and was like this one uses the force, and he already fights without mercy!

and the sith said unto andonias’s former master, hippity hoppity, thats now IMPERIAL property

when his owner protested the sith went ⚡zap⚡ you won’t be protesting anymore. which gave andonias the Sensible Chuckle, because his master always used the shock collar very... liberally. a fitting end for them, he thinks.

and then baby boy gets sent to the Korriban Education Fortress to compete for Lord Zash’s apprenticeship

where he commits ✨baby’s first atrocity✨

comes across a fellow acolyte, wounded in the ruins. he pleas with andonias for help, and instead, andonias helps himself

he drags his vibroblade across the wall to create a horrendously loud sound which alerts every k'lor'slug in the vicinity. the slugs are coming, guess you better start running. OH WAIT you cant

not against the rules, he didnt murder the guy, the slugs did. thinning out the competition. 🔪

becomes Zash’s apprentice 💙

does up his hair for the first time in YEARS and wears a nice outfit his master gave him. cant have your apprentices running around in rags can you? finds out scar removal is a THING and immediately gets rid of every scar fighting gave him

will not go out looking like anything less than royalty now. will absolutely fight anything at any time but NOW he will do it looking damn fine. gets an entire spaceship?? life:Upgraded

occasionally forgets hes a SITH and will still fistfight a mf

would kill a man if they even LOOK at his master the wrong way ☠

killed a man for not giving him a trinket to bring home to master. evil golden retriever. can and will bring shiny gifts home to master. would probably raze a town just to hear lord zash go "whos a good boy!" its him he’s the good boy

even after zash doies THAT he still cant hate her all the way. hates himself for that

gains a cult??? ego boost that he did NOT need he has excess now

absolutely insulted that thanaton sent him to a tomb and expected him to die. “FIGHT ME COWARD” and thanton wipes the floor with him...the first time, at least

Some bonus fun facts:

looks up to darth marr, just want to make sith dad proud

amazing superpower of being self centered and self loathing at the same time

Andronikos is his ride or die best friend

Theron was his first, very adorable but maybe a liiitlle awkward first kiss and if anyone found out he would die of embarrassment right there

if anyone asks he kissed like, 100 cute boys already. kissed every cute boy on korriban

becomes much less of a terror after the alliance

tries to make decisions by asking himself “if i do this and my husband finds out which face will he make, 😡😢🙂 and then chooses accordingly

#swtor #swtor art #character sheet #chiss #Sith Inquisitor #andronikos revel #talos drellik #ashara zavros #xalek #oc #oc art #chiss oc #ajoloart #oc: andonias

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blxetsi · 4 years ago

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HIIIII!! can i get a pieck finger dating headcanons if that’s alright with you of course? your stuff makes me soft, stay safe!

yuh ‼️ tysm for your request

pieck finger dating headcanons (modern au)

pieck finger x gn!reader

warnings: literal fluff, no angst or anything i love pieck

- bc pieck is assumed to be like 23-26 this wont be a uni au or anything

- idk i rlly think you guys wouldve met in a mundane way

- like you bump into her on the sidewalk and try to the really awkward "oh im so sorry i didnt see you there- no really it was my fault- are you sure youre okay ?- okay great- no im not hurt- yeah- okay have a good day and again im so sorry !!" thing with her

- and then maybe you guys see each other again at a coffee place, youre there with your friends and shes there with hers, and you dont wanna talk to her obv bc that would be awkward

- then ur friend makes u go and order another coffee for them, and while youre waiting for your order pieck comes and stands beside you

- and shes very observant yknow ?? if she sees a face its very hard for her to forget it

- so she immediately recognizes you and blurts out "its you !"

- and you have to be like "oh yeah ! it is me ! its you too"

- she finds it quite cute and giggles about it

- a very laidback person but also a very blunt person

- she doesnt find any harm in asking "can i get your instagram @" look she doesnt wanna be a creep and ask for ur number right at the start

- and it gives her a chance to find out what kind of person you are

- it would absolutely suck for her if such a cute face was posting fishing pictures and alt right propaganda yknow ??

- so you two do and then both of your orders come so you two give awkward goodbyes before going back to your groups

- her instagram is very pretty, nice themes

- she posted a couple of hours ago, with her and her friends in a park, taking a couple of posed photos while some looking like they were natural

- shes adorable and you cant help but feel your cheeks go warm as you basically stalk her page

- she dms you and says "are you too busy looking at my feed that you havent followed me yet ?" and you see this mf staring at you across the room like 👁️👁️

- okay nosy lets calm down now 🙄🤚

- you try to defend urself but ur typing so quick you keep making errors in your writing, she ends up saying something else

"you know, i was doing the exact same thing. youre beautiful you know"

- thank you pieck 🥰

- over the next couple of weeks thats how you two communicate. she'll send you instagram memes and edits of her favourite shows, movies, games etc. and you find yourself having a lot in common w her

- you check her story so frequently it becomes one of the first accounts on the top of your homepage

- and FINALLY, when she feels she can see you as a friend and not just some pretty stranger she met on the street she asks you out

- it was a simple thing, just to the movies, and she even let you pick which one !! (imagine its pre covid idfk)

- you two go and its an awkward hug before you both head inside

- you pay for your tickets and she gets an extra large popcorn and a drink

- you assume shes just v hungry but before you can order yourself something shes like "what are you doing i got this for us !!"

- rlly cute bitch omfg

- during the movies, after she eats literally most of the fucking popcorn, she pulls your hand out of your lap and holds it with her buttery one 🥰🤚

- this bitch had crumbs and didnt even think to wipe them off

- you still held her hand tho anyways

- after that night you parted ways in front of the theater after making sure you two would be getting home safe

- and that became routine for a couple of weeks, not going to the movies obviously bc thats expensive but watching movies together !! youd go over to her apartment or she would come over to yours

- one thing about pieck is that shes very touchy

- one way or another she will end up cuddled with you on the couch

- it doesnt matter if its you being forcefully pulled on top of her body or her draping herself over you like shes a blanket, you two WILL be cuddling and you WILL enjoy it

- but finally, as if the gods gave you mercy, she finally kissed you

- it felt so nice, her lips were soft and sticky from her lip gloss and she tasted like the swedish berries you had gotten for her to munch on

- and the rest of the movie you two just sat there, kissing each other and giggling like teens

- she ended up staying the night, and complimented your bedsheets

- your relationship moved pretty fast after that

- she had already told all of her friends about you, they werent very surprised

- when you got officially introduced her friends zeke and porco tried to do that whole "if you hurt her.." speech before she slapped them and had marcel pull you away to safety

- other than that the night was very fun, you got to talking about your career, why you moved to the city, and other mundane topics

- pieck is actually a graphic designer, and everytime she comes to sleep over she just HAS to bring her laptop with her

- its basically just her laying in between your legs while she types away, youll pet her hair and lay soft kisses on her neck, and occasionally ask what shes doing

- she likes to tell you, has no problem in answering the questions you have, even if you think theyre stupid ones, shes very soft with you

- also a bit of a trickster

- for your first april fools together she slept over, you didnt have anything planned for her bc youre a good person and wont hurt the ones you love

- she stuffed your breakfast muffin with mustard 😁👍

- you gave her the cold shoulder for the rest of the day until she apologized by getting you a new muffin

- now she always dropped the l bomb to you, but she never needed you to say it

- thats why, when you were helping her cook dinner at her place you softly said "see ? and thats why i love you" she kind of,,, stopped what she was doing

- you realized why she wasnt washing the knife she used to cut your vegetables and tried to backtrack, but it was too late, she was already tackling you into a hug and taking you down onto the floor

- she just gave you kisses while repeating "i love you i love you i love you" over and over again

- bc of her you burnt ur fucking chicken smh

- you spent that night eating junk food and watching movies

- piecks a very observant person, so she always knows when youre sad too

- when you give that little huff when you come home to your (new !) shared apartment she knows something is up

- she'll slowly trail behind you as you walk to your bedroom, stripping to your underwear and changing into your pajamas

- you crawl into bed just wanting a nap to forget about the day, and she'll crawl in with you and hold you

- you never like to cry but youre so frustrated and upset at your coworkers, at that rude customer, at those deadlines, that you just breakdown

- and she lets you, she lets you almost suffocate yourself in her chest with how much your pushing your head into it, she strokes your hair while you choke on your own cries and hands you tissues when you need to blow your nose

- "what do you need my love ?" "i just need you" "okay baby"

- communication is a big thing in the relationship, and because shes been so open and honest from the beginning, talking about how you feel has never been easier

- in fact, you like talking about how you feel about your relationship, or how you didnt like what pieck said to your friends the other day, this and that, you feel comfortable and safe with pieck no matter what, which makes talking about even the most hardest things seem so simple and natural

- all in all, even when she wakes you up with spontaneous ice cream dates or asks that you put raisins in the popcorn during movie night, even with the fights and the crying and the exhaustion the next day, life would be much duller without her, and you only have to thank your clumsy self

uhh i feel like this is very short but yeah ❤️ requests are open so go crazy mfs ‼️

#attack on titan #attack on titan fanfiction #attack on titan x reader #hange zoe #pieck finger headcanons #pieck finger x reader #pieck finger #pieck x reader #pieck headcanons #pieck aot #marcel galliard #porco galliard #porco galliard x reader #zeke jaeger x reader #zeke yeager x reader

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sugasplug · 3 years ago

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EPISODE 3

tw: discussion of suicide

- lim is so fucking funny the way he does a complete attitude 180 when ryeon says "so i can use [jun-woong] how i want" 🤣🤣👌 top tier

- jun-woong can be such a bootlicker sometimes lmfao

- OKAY FULL NAME TIME LETSGO very grateful that he gave us the characters unprompted: Lim Ryung-gu, ryung as in "high" and gu as in "to rescue". wonder why thats considered a teaseable combo

- "MR. TEMP" "MR. CONTRACT" HES SUCH A BASTARD IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SIR

- god they cut jun-woong down so quick. "you look like a rag doll", ryung-gu's mean little snicker, "keep looking forward (newbie bitch heavily implied)" yall are fucking ruthless lmfao

- damn ok this show is so good at getting me comfortable in the flow of bullying jun-woong and then punching me in my kidney with some nuance. the scene with his fathers shrine grabbed me by the balls even as i called him an idiot for going home in the first place and almost getting caught. "i wanted to fill your shoes better...still, this is...a pretty big company. i dont think theres one as big in korea" please sir im begging you to shut the fuck up my heart cant take it 😭😭

- TLDR; jun-woong can have a little depth. as a treat

- "you know how our family is unnecessarily frank and objective, right?" ok dialogue exposition go off. thanks 4 this peek into the psyche of why jun-woong is Like That

- damn that shit on why the dads missing from all the pictures hit ngl

- jun-woong you bystander trash its all "dont get involved" til its YOUR shoes got fucked up. but hes too charismatic and funny to stay mad about it. also every time its shown him doing this he gets involved anyway so as far as we know hes not even bystander trash. hes....wannabe bystander trash ??

- the delivery of him and jae-soo becoming friends in this moment was 1 of the funniest things i seen in a long time i dont even know how many times i played it back. theyre both so ridiculous who does this shit

- the creation of kim woong-jun ahjussi = petty bitch lim ryung-gu confirmed

- THE ROOSTER CROWING IN THE BG WHEN JUN-WOONG SAYS THEY NEED CHICKEN AFTER JAE-SOOS DEPRESSION MONTAGE WAS SO UNNECESSARY I HATE KDRAMAS OMFG 🤣🤣

- lmao they rly spooked the fuck out this man he ran like an olympic gold medalist was chasing him with a knife

- ryung-gu seems to be developing a habit of holding jun-woong back from shit and im interested to see where that goes

- "a temporal error will occur if your temporary body gets close to your real body" sorry but what does going tachycardic have to do with time glitching ?? anw i really thought mr sexy grim reaper did all that shit to prove a point but it turns out he didnt and also kind of saved jun-woong's life by getting him away from his own body?? granted he didnt have to choke-throw him but yknow

- ryung-gu's energy is very matchy in the scene about the contract. jun-woong raises his voice, he raises his back. jun-woong speaks quier and with deliberation, so does he. gonna have to see if thats a pattern during a rewatch sometime

- OH NO THE STRAW 🥤😭😭

- damn my mans jae-soo rly said nah this nosebleeds gonna have to wait til im done studying

- "like im the only one standing still" [meme oof audio]

- "dont cry" [cries] "nevermind. cry it out" [stops crying immediately] why is this guy so relatable

- duality of man: jun-woong is smart enough to snag his shoes from the entryway before hiding so hes not caught out and able to argue his way onto jae-soo's case by citing his usefuleness as someone who grew up in the neighborhood but also dumb enough to forget his face will change to anyone in the land of the living that knows him and not even skim the contract before signing it. YOU ARE WORKING FOR THE MF JADE EMPEROR READ THE FUCKIGN CONTRACT

- LMFAO THE DIRECTOR WAS SO IN AWE AT THE GALL OF ASKING FOR A FORBIDDEN PRACTICE TO BE ALLOWED FOR THE SAKE OF FRIED CHICKEN SHE JUST SAID YES THATS INCREDIBLE

- jun-woong really stuck his head out the window just for the reverb on that "ANDWAE...!"

- damn this kid got kicked out of school, harrassed while alone by weird strangers who lied about knowing his name without ever meeting him before, watched his mom cough up both damn lungs then try to say she was all better because of the hospital bills, and became homeless all on one day which happened to be his birthday

- say bruh i dont think ur dads comin back w that chicken. FUCK AND HE LOST HIS DAD ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. SHIT. FUCK

- when jae-soo woke up from one (1) PTSD nightmare and went "hm yea i need to step in front of a moving vehicle immediately" i felt that 😔😔✊

- nah im with ryeon on this one jun-woong is painfully slow on the uptake

- idk whats funnier, the fact that mr sexy grim reaper got scammed just as hard as jun-woong or the fact that jun-woong damn near dove into the other room to avoid being seen. ngl tho id be pussybaby too if some guy choked me out and tossed me ten feet while my physical body was busy being defibrillated

- ok at the risk of sounding callous idk if trying to save jae-soo's dad is the right option here?? like sure he'll be alive and jae-soo might be less fucked up, but that money was assumably what kept jae-soo fed and allowed his mother to continue treatment at the hospital. if his dad doesnt kill himself for that money theyll still be homeless and broke, and shit, maybe his mom dies instead once shes kicked out the hospital and he's just got different trauma. and you know whatever bills his dad wracks up in the hospital after his car crashes is gonna push him futher in debt, not to mention the cost of repairing the car itself, or possibly getting sued by the driver of the semi (assumung s. korean road law is similar to the usa's). fucking with time is always so riskyyy how about just get the man a support system and some therapy idk

#lu watch #lu watch: tomorrow #tomorrow kdrama #tomorrow #suicide cw #wondering if all their cases will be 2-parters like this

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chasseuses · 4 years ago

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reasons why I love floyd leech and why you should too

I'm a simp for the tweels- I'm so sorry my cursed account had to be my temporary simping grounds for them.

JDBKSEJKSHSJSNDKZBSKXBSKXBSKXBDKXHSJXHSJBXNSBXKSBXJDHXJDHXJDHDNKSBDKSBDNSJSJSKDJNDSKBDKD ahem

Floyd Leech, twin brother of Jade Leech and childhood friend of Azul Ashengrotto. Also a member of the Octavinelle Dorm along with the said two.

Heaven forbid me from screaming but GOD I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH it physically hurt me at first when someone asked me to pick who I liked better between the tweel. DHDDBJDH I FIRMLY BELIEVED,,, I'D LOVE THEM EQUALLY BUT UNFORTUNATELY THAT WASN'T THE CASE.

I HALF EXPECTED HIM TO ACT LIKE JADE TOO BUT THAT WAS NOT THE CASE AT ALL ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ HE ACTS LIKE HE'S HIGH ON PASTA ALL THE TIME EXCEPT WHEN HIS MOOD SWINGS BECOME RLLY BAD ಥ‿ಥ

LIKE I MENTIONED IN MY JADE POST-- HIS MATCHING EARRING WITH JADR SJKSHRJFBDJDBSJHDJSJD I CRY EVERY FUCKING TIME I NOTICE IT OH MY GOD

PL E A S E !!! HIS BOWTIE IS UNDONE AND THE FIRST BUTTON OF HIS SHIRT IS ALSO UNDONE WHAT THE FUVK AM I SUPPOSED TO THINKKKKFJRKFBDJ BUTTON THAT UP RIGHT NOW FLOYD I AM GOING BERSERK

can I just take my time to tell u guys how much i fucking love Octavinelle's dorm uniform??? it's just ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

also-- floyd in suspenders?????? Pretty please?????? With a cherry on top?????_)$(3+_+$;_+$+_ i will cry i am on my knees

LOOK-- MANY TIMES I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS TONGUE AND I CAN'T JUST NOT ADD IT HERE

LOOK AT THAT SMALL RBELEPFB IM GONNA CRY PUT THAT TONGUR BACK INTO UR MOUTH FLOYD OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

✨ purple eyeliner ✨

PLEASE PLEAS EPLEADE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME BECOME THAT HAT!!!_($+$($+ AS I MENTIONED BEFORE-- THIS MF IS THE TWIN OF JADE LEECH!! THE OWNER OF THE MOST NICE HANDS IN THE WHOLE GAME (IMO) THAT MEANS THIS GUY HAS SOME NICE HANDS UNDERNEATH THOSE FUCKING GLOVES TOO

Is that why he's good at basketball??? He has nice big hands??? Perfect to hold the basketball?? i dunno.

B A SK E T BALL mm yes reading his gym uniform personal story was a fucking blast-- his fuckidnfg performance depends on his mood and that is-??$(8$+$($+$+

I'm not the biggest fan of basketball but I would love to see him play AURHRUTGURTVJRURGTURGRHRHHD

this eel is 191cm tall 😭😭😭 he can tower over me too. yes- please do i am begging you

AURGEURGRUGRURGRHRGRURGURG HE CAN FUCKING SQUEEZE ME TO DEATH ANY DAY PLEASE I'LL THANK HIM

UARGURGRURGRURGRURHIB HIS SSR PERSONAL STORY SHIT I CRYR EVRRY TIME I READ IT BEVAUSR HOW THE DUCKCKKKFN IS HE LIKE THIS GOD FORBID ME FROM LOVINH HIM SO MUCH I CANT DO THIS NO MORE

HEHEHEHEH DO U HAVE SOME TIDDY UNDERNEATH THOSE CLOTHES???? DO U??_(8$+$($!$(";$(";$(";$("!_)"!

Anyways- the main reason why I fuckdindgd d love floyd so much is because of his personality-?$$($++_

this guy can do amazing shit and immediately go "eh~~ this is boring" in a span of 10 seconds and I love him for it. I live for it ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

also the way that he wants to do their 'jobs' ,,,,,, is to just break their bones and I kinda-??? i kinda went 😳 with that,, like uh huh ok that's cool 😳 please break my bones too if you have the time 👉👈

jade corners their victim with threatening words and his beautiful smirk while floyd starts cracking his knuckles saying things like "ahhh, let's just get this over already~~" it's me. i am the victim.

STEP ON ME HOLY FUCK I CANT SAY THIS ENOUGH BUT I'D LET HIM STEP ON MY ANY FUCKING DAY AND I'D THANK HIM AND BOW DOWN LIKE HE'S A GREEK GO-

please look down on me, floyd. ♥️

His smile. his fuCKING SMILE LIGHTS UP MY WHOLE WORLD HE IS MY PRIDE AND JOY GOD I WANT TO HOLD HIM GENTLY.... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE I WANT TO PROTECT THAT SMILE!!!!$(($($

he is also~ "Ughh~ I’m gonna wither and die…" a fucking mood

"We're good at squeezing tightly too. Wanna try, little shrimp?" i am on my knees, go ahead.

HIS MOST DISLIKED FOOD IS SHIITAKR MUSHROOMS DESPITE JADE'S LOVE FOR THEM AND I FIND THAT HILARIOUS THINKING ABT IT

this guy- this guy can dance i guvkdicndgdndjbddjbdjxbdkcndkxnkdnxkdndkdndkdndksnxksnsksjsodnskjdksjsksks sir,,, ur hand in marriage,, hand it over.

also has sharp teeth‼️ perfect for [REDACTED] 👁️👄👁️

DJKSHEKABEKAJS TAKOYAKI.......... IS HIS FAVORITE FOOD... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST IMAGINE HIM CHASING AZUL AROUND SCREAMING "LET ME EAT YOU" BECAUSE IAM CYRUFNDHFHSBFJFBBC

he calls yuu shrimp right??? if i become a shrimp will he ever consider gobbling me up or is that already an option in his book.

AWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOW I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANT EVEN DDESCIRBE IT ANYMORE THIS IS SO FUCKDING HARDDDDD

I AM JUST. I AM LOVE HIM SO MUCHDHHD

HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JADE TOO-???? I AM SO SOFT BECAUSR OF IT

the way that he imitated jade in his ceremony robe sr,,,,,,,,,,,, please sir,,,,, i am deceased.

and jade mentioned how floyd can be clingy right?? even going as far as to follow him in class although they're in different classes. i think that's pretty fucking cute

this guy can also??? cook??? haha sir 💍 i am on one knee

AURGRURGRJVRB I THINK THAT'S IT????? I'M WRITING THIS AT 2AM PLEASE I AM HAVING FLOYD BRAINROT JUST READ HIS STORIES AND LOVE HIM 💘💘💝💝💝💖💕💖💕💗💞💗💕💕💗💗💗💗💕💕💖💞💖💕💗💕💖💕💖💞💗💕💘

that is all. i hope this doesn't radiate horny energy because i sTG I HELD BACK SO FUCKING MUCH SKDJSKDJSKDNKSJDKD i hope u guys will learn to love him like how I do now~~ hehe i am but a lowly simp

#twisted wonderland #twst #floyd appreciation post #disney #twst meme #floyd leech #floyd #twst floyd #twisted wonderland floyd #simping #admin simps #octavinelle #tweel simping saga #STAN FLOYD #GRGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRRGRGRG #now i sleep #if i wake up and i see floyd anons in my inbox i will JEBDKSHEKDNDKNDKSNDKSKLDKSLDJDLNDLDJD

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